Hey Hitman, put a shirt on.

I’m all for cross-game promotions. Team Fortress is the reigning king of promotional gear with stuff like the Assassin Creed’s blade and Skyrim’s helmet. But I’m sorry, what the hell was Square Enix thinking. Someone thought it’d be a good idea to offer a Deus Ex DLC disguise for Hitman: Absolution so you can run around with Alex Jensen’s body and glasses. Man, does he look dopey. Not quite as inconspicuous as a black suit but the gun looks kinda cool.

Here’s a video in all its glory:

If I see Agent 47 running around in a Tomb Raider tank top I swear I’ll never buy another Square Enix game.

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